Books

A laugh‑out‑loud story where the world’s most disaster‑prone boy meets the weirdest curse ever. Cornelius is having the worst zoo trip ever… until one very weird bird turns everything upside down.

Braxton the class pest is ruining the day, Mr. Kirkman is at breaking point, and Cornelius just wants to disappear. Then he meets Oz, a drab‑looking...

Cornelius just wanted to earn some quick cash. How hard could it be to chicken‑sit his aunt’s constipated hen – a bird who’s never worked out how to lay an egg?

Instead, Cornelius ends up in a bubbling hot tub of trouble involving high‑tech security, a possible operation involving a meat cleaver, and a romantic rooster who thinks he’s Romeo and...

Cornelius was promised the trip of a lifetime—Canada, family, adventures and maybe even bear attacks! What he gets instead is a vacation gone hilariously off the rails.

But trying to fix a friendship that’s suddenly gone weird, getting a yucky taste out of his mouth and staying with a ‘loser relative’? That’s the easy part. Dodging the insults of...

Cornelius wanted a Christmas he’d never forget—well, mission accomplished. His brilliant plans to be helpful quickly snowball into festive fails as every good deed somehow makes things hilariously worse.

From pet sitting “adventures” and tree trimming disasters to kitchen experiments that should never see the light of day, trouble follows him...

Cornelius and his friends are ready for a day of dodgy turkey legs, plastic swords, and fake accents at the Baybridge Medieval Renaissance Fair. What they are not ready for is a cranky horse, a spectacularly bad decision, and Cornelius waking up in Tudor England… inside the body of Henry VIII.

One minute he's a disaster-prone kid in costume. The...