Roly Nutkins writes funny middle-grade adventures for kids who love chaos, gross humour, and disastrous decisions.
Behind the pen name is a children’s author obsessed with fast‑paced stories about kids who make disastrous choices and somehow survive them. Cornelius and his body‑swap catastrophes are just the beginning. When he isn’t dreaming up goose attacks, medieval mix‑ups, or Christmas calamities, he can usually be found avoiding chores, eating too many snacks, and wondering if he should finish one story before starting the next.
Roly Nutkins writes funny middle-grade adventures for kids who love chaos, gross humour, and disastrous decisions.
Behind the pen name is a children’s author obsessed with fast‑paced stories about kids who make disastrous choices and somehow survive them. Cornelius and his body‑swap catastrophes are just the beginning. When he isn’t dreaming up goose attacks, medieval mix‑ups, or Christmas calamities, he can usually be found avoiding chores,...
Cornelius was promised the trip of a lifetime—Canada, family, adventures and maybe even bear attacks! What he gets instead is a vacation gone hilariously off the rails.
But trying to fix a friendship that’s suddenly gone weird, getting a yucky taste out of his mouth and staying with a ‘loser relative’? That’s the easy part. Dodging the insults of...
Cornelius just wanted to earn some quick cash. How hard could it be to chicken‑sit his aunt’s constipated hen – a bird who’s never worked out how to lay an egg?
Instead, Cornelius ends up in a bubbling hot tub of trouble involving high‑tech security, a possible operation involving a meat cleaver, and a romantic rooster who thinks he’s Romeo and...
Cornelius wanted a Christmas he’d never forget—well, mission accomplished. His brilliant plans to be helpful quickly snowball into festive fails as every good deed somehow makes things hilariously worse.
From pet sitting “adventures” and tree trimming disasters to kitchen experiments that should never see the light of day, trouble follows him...
