Roly Nutkins writes funny middle-grade adventures for kids who love chaos, gross humour, and disastrous decisions.

Behind the pen name is a children’s author obsessed with fast‑paced stories about kids who make disastrous choices and somehow survive them. Cornelius and his body‑swap catastrophes are just the beginning. When he isn’t dreaming up goose attacks, medieval mix‑ups, or Christmas calamities, he can usually be found avoiding chores, eating too many snacks, and wondering if he should finish one story before starting the next.